Destroy The Godmodder: War of a Thousand Universes (CHAPTER 5 - TRIAL PSI) (Always accepting new players) RP (2024)

Crimtane Shovel said:

[Charge Gifting]
A +20 to [Billions of Names at Once] (Krill13) through me breaking the nearest TV. Don't ask.
+44 to Dan (Sylveone46). Chaos Reigns.

Additionally, for the low low cost of 30 Gifted Charge, I (might) make you a ©! I offer zero refunds if I cannot. © is not held responsible for any false advertising present or any disappointing results of said purchase.

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Oh hey Dan finally has an Entity again! Good for him! Well, as a gift to my longest standing ally ([Billions of Names at Once] only barely misses out on that title from our brief End*r Dragon past), here's a handy little thing that definitely isn't a bribe to continue sparing my life!
But, you might be asking yourself, what it is? A ©? What kind? It has to be good enough to make sure the ©'s don't get atomized, after all! Hmmmmmm.......
...And then, an idea. After all, in the Infinite timelines branching out, one surely did what © did not. And so, let us test our limits, shall we?

...And a single branch of the Traveler's Tree snaps off, clattering to the floor. It erupts in a glorious orange light, twisting into that ever recognizable © shape. Then, it is added upon. The form bulks outward as bloodied armor separates from slime. The hands stretches on as a tested greatblade comes to rest in its appendages. And, the most concerning of all, the © engravings along its equipment are forced to move as <0>'s take shape. Neither truly in dominance. A nightmarish blend, divine in its unholiness. Wonderful in its horror. Beautiful in its Chaos.

And Chaos © is born. A union of forces that neither avatar of truly understand. Time will only tell how it holds together...

[Entity Commands]
Da Boys aim to accentuate that right side blind spot by all attacking on the left side, apart from Fuelweaver. He's gonna take his head off and throw it right at Dedede's... right.

Grave and Gate Guardian both expend 1100 HP into Vessel © for safekeeping. If more Graves get made before they act, and if Cleric © would be kind enough to squint their eyes and just look at the © alignment and not the Entities themselves, increase the amount to mean they heal as much as they use.

The ©'s execute actual tactics for once and attempt to keep the Fog alive, by setting up fuel arrays to the stars powering said fog, mostly via Mighty Weapons © shooting things into place while the others make sure its functional. Maybe mug Ian for his Fog as well, if they can get away with it (and if he actually generates any Fog this turn).

Ouroborus TRIES healing [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] so they have Enough HP, or if that doesn't work the Thunderskin because they've been silently boiling alive over there.

Vessel © prepares to dispense whatever is needed to save a Chaos Alliance member, should it be necessary.

Shadow Rook puts on a little "Willing to be A Bomb" tag, complete with a tiny doodle of the Exalted Gods Horn.

Chaos © moves to Dan's side and awaits orders. Before he does, though, I attempt to instruct him to default to majority © orders if he ever isn't asked something by Dan.

The Lads (Traveler Tree copies) shall follow the last words of the previous Traveler Tree copy, Crusader ©, and go on said Crusade against Dedede's face.

[Charge]
[16/???] <-Current Storage
[64/64] <-Using This Now
Well [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] clearly isnt doing too hot, so this Charge goes over to try and stop/slow the decay of [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]'s... everything, I guess. If [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] refuses, or is otherwise incapable of receiving it, the Charge instead boosts up Heather's Boon of the Crystal Rose into Boon of the Crystal Gardens. A tip of the hat to you, Heather. © knows the pain of bring dragged in against your will.

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Chaos © summoned!

You attempt to restore some luster to [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]. He's looking a little better, maybe? You definitely made a difference, anyway.

Dinfinity said:

GELATINOUS CHARGE!

BY THE STARS AND THE MOON
BY THE DISH AND THE SPOON
I ATTACK YOU WITH GRACEFULLY,
A [GRAND LUNAR MANAGERIE]
wafer summons a managerie of different animals connected to the moon, and they all jump off into a gelatinous in between realm to power up their attack.
they here a faint "Bewareee!" as you go pass a box

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You launch a gelatinous attack!

JOEbobobob said:

<![if !ie]> HE WHO WAS ABOUT TO SIGH sighed, and HE WHO WAS ABOUT TO GROAN also groaned. THE INDIVIDUAL FOR WHOM THE SAME DESCRIPTOR BESIDES [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] WAS JUST UTTERED A SECOND TIME acknowledged the name thing to be a problem. Before this, THE INDIVIDUAL WHOSE NARRATIVE INFLUENCE BRIEFLY BEGAN TO WANE was not taking it seriously. HE WHO WILL SHORTLY HAVE VAST NARRATIVE INFLUENCE AGAIN had not taken it seriously because devising new names was a trivial task for HE WHO DEVISED SO MANY NEW NAMES HE'S GOING TO AVOID USING SEVERAL DOZEN OF THEM AS A PRECAUTION. However, because this was meant to go smoothly, HE WHO PREVIOUSLY AVOIDED USING NAMES WHICH COULD BE TAKEN AS INSULTING HIM had not considered that DefJOE would be at the same time as the previous theft attempt. This meant DefJOE, who had foolishly used objective rather than personal time, was accessing an old version of the list of names, which meant some of the names were not listed as already used*. This was how DefJOE had said a wrong name. In order to avoid this, HE WHO IS IN NO WAY AT FAULT FOR THIS EVENT UNLIKE DEFJOE would simply make all future names up on the spot. By using totally distinct lists every time and attaching the round number, it would be impossible for a mistake like that to happen again. HE WHO JUST STARTED TAKING NOMINATIVE REPETITION SERIOUSLY was also a mature adult who is in control of Himself and His emotions, so HE WHO WAS ABOUT TO SWALLOW HIS PRIDE also swallowed His pride and resolved to use all names in the order He thought of them, even if they revealed one of HE WHO WILL NO LONGER AVOID USING NAMES WHICH COULD BE TAKEN AS INSULTING HIM's extremely minor deficiencies relative to THE MOST WELL-ROUNDED LAWYER-ENTITY-COMBATANT-PSYCHIC HERE's other, even higher skills, or used a disrespectful phrasing. HE WHO CURRENTLY IS FALSELY LISTED WITH 'NOT ENOUGH' HEALTH had only been avoiding those earlier because it did not seem to matter, anyway.
Having ensured this problem could never happen again, HE WHOSE NARRATIVE INFLUENCE HAS MOVED FROM WANING TO WAXING turned His attention to the false King Dedede, who was a false king because he was not G*d or HE WHO CONSIDERS DEDEDE A FALSE KING or appointed by Him. While He regained His strength, this so-called protagonist who is much inferior to THE DEFINITE PROTAGONIST OF AN EPIC TALE OF HERO AGAINST MANFRED VON ROBOT would be a good diversion.

The first thing HE WHO DEDUCED HEAVEN REQUIRES SIGNATURES FOR ENTRY did regarding King Dedede, who is 2 cm shorter than HE WHO IS TALLER AND BETTER THAN KING DEDEDE, was create an illusion of a bird made of fire. HE WHO DETERMINED HEAVEN DOESN'T RESTORE LIMB LOSS did this by heating up the air with GODOT-BESTOWED HOLDER OF THE HEAVEN-LIGHTNING HANDCUFFS's psychic powers, and then moving it. This bird-shape made of fire flew over to Fake King Dedede. It flew using its wings. Its wings were not actually important, because it was actually being moved by HE WHO CANNOT READ MINDS THAT ARE IN PROTECTIVE ROBOT SHELLS and was not solid enough to really fly with wings, but it was still moving like the wings were real. It was a perfect fake bird and flapped its wings as many times as it had to.
"Hello king dedede it is nice to meet a fellow bird. I am MR. PHOENIX. I am a bird made of fire. This is different from you, because you are a penguin, and penguins live in cold places. But we are still both birds." said the fake bird.
At least, it seemed like it said this. It did not actually say this, because actually METAPHORICALLY A PSYCHIC VAMPIRE had made the sounds with HE WHO COULD ONLY MIND-CONTROL PEOPLE WHO LET HIM INTO THEIR MINDS WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE ONE ASPECT OF VAMPIRISM BUT NOT ALL THAT MUCH's psychic powers by vibrating the air. Also, it had said its fake name at a normal volume. The Capitalization was only to make it clear it was a designation and did not represent volume or other things Dedede could hear. HE WHO HAD NO NEED TO ADVISE PEOPLE TO USE SHARP KNIVES OVER DULL KNIVES BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT SHARP KNIVES REQUIRE LESS FORCE AND ARE EASIER TO CONTROL also faked all of the other sounds and all the other things that might give away this fire bird, making it seem entirely like a real fire bird.
"I am a new person here and do not know what is going on." said the fake bird, but it still was not actually saying anything. "It seems like everyone is fighting you and you are not fighting back at all. I hate violence and you are clearly innocent. Can you introduce me to everyone so I can convince them to not kill you because you are innocent?"
All of this was fake lies. SO-CALLED MASTER OF FINDING NEW AND INTERESTING LOWS TO EXPLORE had no intention of convincing people Dedede was innocent. He still had a Godmodder HP Point so it would be pointless. But if Dedede tried to introduce the bird to other people, he would have to say something like 'name of one person, this is name of other person. name of other person, this is name of one person.'. This would involve saying a name for HE WHO PREPARED TO GO OVERSEES ONE CHAPTER BEFORE THE SEPHIROTIC CONNECTION NUMBER which had already been said. Then Dedede would be injured. This plan could also not work. It was possible Dedede would ignore it. As a fake protagonist, he could just get a gut feeling in his large gut that he should ignore it, even though HE WHO SENT TRUCY TO AN ORPHANAGE AND NOT TO MAYA's deception is perfect. This was stupid, and only how fake protagonists did things, unlike the best and realest protagonist, MAN WHOSE STYLE IS BOTH HIP AND RETRO AT THE SAME TIME, BUT IN A COOL WAY THAT COMES OFF AS COMPLETELY NATURAL, who only did things for reasons. But this did not matter because it would not cost CANONICALLY A GOOD NEPHEW anything. In fact, it would gain Him things. HE WHO PRESUMABLY KNEW MAYA WAS EVIL WELL BEFORE THIS WAS REVEALED was gaining power as He did this, because when He did this the Narration had to mention Him, and every time this happened SOLVER OF THE QUIZZICAL MYSTERY OF THE MAGIC PEN got stronger.

Either way MAN CAPABLE OF MAKING HIS EYES BLOODSHOT ON COMMAND would then later after Dedede was tricked or was not tricked walk over to Dedede but not so close Dedede could hit Him, and stand at HE WHO HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING THAT IS EVER TO ANY DEGREE STUPID's full height that is higher than that of Dedede.

<![endif]> <![if !ie]> "Hello." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> said THE GUY WHO HAD AN ORPHANAGE-PRISON WITH A DEADLY ELECTRIC FENCE BUILT TO HOLD HIS COUSIN. <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "I am here to ask you questions. I am here to ask you questions because some things you said are questionable, and someone should question them. If someone is to question them I should be the one to question them, because I will ask the best questions." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> continued PERSONAL FRIEND OF MILES EDGEWORTH. He did not care much about the questions, because He had already solved the case. But it would be good if Aspera underestimated Him. That is why THIS INTIMIDATING CREATOR OF BRILLIANT PLANS WHO IS ALWAYS RIGHT randomly decided whether or not to be right, so He would seem to be wrong more of the time, like a less smart person, but only to a believable amount, at least if you were an idiot and did not know how smart HE WHO DECIDED TO NOT DEFEND HIS UNCLE ON TERRORISM CHARGES AT ALL WHATSOEVER was. More importantly, THIS SINGULAR INDIVIDUAL WHOSE PRESENCE GREATLY BENEFITED THE KHURAIN WAR EFFORT would be mentioned many times while this happened. This would make POSSESSOR OF IMMACULATELY PERMED EYEBROWS more powerful.
<![endif]> <![if !ie]> "You said Aspera is doing this to see if he can. But this is in no way a good way to fight players or conquer universes. This means Aspera is not right now trying to fight players or see if he can beat players. Otherwise the Black Wand would be first. So do you know what Aspera is trying to do?" <![endif]> <![if !ie]> A USER OF VAST TRIAL-DELAYING INFLUENCE asked. After waiting long enough for Dedede to answer, HE WHO WAS BRIEFLY AND INEXPLICABLY GRABBED BY A FOOLISH GUARD continued <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "I, a GUY WHO GLARES SO HARD HIS VICTIMS CAN JUST DIE ON THE SPOT, will tell you what Aspera is trying to do. Aspera probably had a different plan, but then 'I' showed up. 'I' told him many things while the Adventurers were there and explained how much of a story everything is and all the problems. Also, after this was when Aspera hacked PO3, and then set up these Trials."
<![endif]> <![if !ie]> "Aspera is trying to manipulate the narrative in order to make it a different narrative from what it was before." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> PREFERRER OF CIVILIZED MEANS OF PUNISHMENT SUCH AS SEVERE SLEEP DEPRIVATION continued smartly. <![endif]> <![if !ie]> "He may be doing this in order to make himself stronger by implying he must be as strong as us, when we are very very strong and even have Me, HE WHO CONSIDERS WITHHOLDING FOOD MORE CIVILIZED THAN PHYSICAL COMBAT, on our side. This is also why he made the fifth trial harder, to make himself seem stronger. In that case, he probably wants to kill something other than us, like maybe an author or destiny ordaining he will die." <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> PROVOKER OF SINCERE GRATITUDE IN PHOENIX WRIGHT paused for just long enough to analyse all of Dedede's expressions in perfect detail to see how close Dedede thought He was, which was 0.001 seconds, because OWNER OF A BIKE THAT'S MORE AWESOMER THAN THE ONE HE GAVE MAT ENGARDE knew that if MAN SO WRATHFUL THE BEST COURSE IF YOU ANGER HIM IS TO DROP DEAD AND NOT MOVE OR MAKE A SOUND was the deliberately less intelligent version of Himself HE WHO BROKE A DEAD GUARD'S FINGERS AFTER THE GUARD DIED ON THE SPOT was pretending to be, He would still be able to do this. Then OWNER OF A SLEEK MOTORCYCLE WHICH IS GREEN AND BLUE AT THE SAME TIME adjusts His phrasing and tone to perfectly pretend to be this less-intelligent version version of himself after inferring that opinion. <![endif]>
<![if !ie]> "It explains why AsPO3ra claimed Malice could be the explanation for intentionally losing and why he claims to care if the trials are interesting, and also why the Old Data, which is a trap in inscryption, was dropped and increases Destinies. It also explains why the Sacred Black Mask would be more useful than the other weapons like the Cog or Hammer. It also explains why he was stronger at Narrative when the adventurers arrived. Also, we know you are lying when you say he does not want to conquer because a more reliable source told us Aspera decided to shatter the boundaries between universes for a reason that had to do with them stopping him from amassing armies or maintaining his rule." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> concluded RECIEVER OF CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE SEAT THAT IS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN MOST MOTORCYCLE SEATS IN THE WORLD with deliberately faked real smug.
That was enough conversation with Dedede for now, so THE MAN WHO ENSURED HIS VEHICLE OF CHOICE WOULD NOT CAUSE LOWER SPERM COUNTS FROM SITTING ON IT turned from focusing to a flightless bird to focusing on a fool. USER OF THE CANCER MOTORCYCLE BEAMS was focusing on Cake Guy.
While LIGHTNING-BOLT-COOL-FONT-EMBLEM-DESIGNER had been talking and recovering, HE WHO WOULD NEVER RIDE A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT HIS CUSTOM M16 had figured out how to command Cake Guy like Any Guy without losing trust. The trick was simple. WEARER OF MIRRORED AVIATORS AND FINGERLESS LEATHER GLOVES FOR STYLE would just ask Cake Guy to do something the Moth or DefJOE would approve of. Then, when DefJOE or the Moth was active, HE WHO MATT AND SHELLY WERE READY TO LAY DOWN THEIR LIVES FOR (THEY SURVIVED) would do something Cake Guy would approve of. It did not have to be much. It could be a 10-charge entity. Because Cake Guy would not see it, he would not know whether it was a lot of cake for an action or not. It would be easy to bamboozle him. This is especially true because of how much smarter HE WHO SAVED MATT FROM HIMSELF is, relative to many people, such as Cake Guy and Matt Engarde.
<![endif]> <![if !ie]> "Steal dedede's rocket hammer and I will use it to bake many cakes. Also, the Cake Pizza you ordered died protecting your Cake." <![endif]> <![if !ie]> said THE OWNER OF A WALKMAN TO PLAY HIP-RETRO MUSIC smartly. <![endif]>
OKAIE! AM COMPLETEINGLY BELIEVIE THE WORDS OF SMART TEAL MNADUDE (THAT'S A,;NIMAING. AH DIDM TELING ME TO ONLY USE NEW NAMES 4 IHM. LICK;YL, AM NOT SAYING SO PRECIS THIAT CAN SAY SAMIE NAME MORE THAN 1C,E.) ALSO WIL ONLY BELIEVINGM HIM IF SEMS LIKE HE'S TELING TRUETH NEXT -L.>TIME! 1CEI OF NOT SE CKAE WHEM CPOE BACK OK, BUT TWICE PATERN. WORDS. COINCIDENCE AM WILL-=ITHINMGK NOT!
4 NOW IS TIME TO STEAL TIGNM,S! FOR GREAT CAKESTICE!OKAIE, DEDE D SPROTAGONIST... WITHAJM,ER. HM,MER OF FRIE! AND HIS GRIP IS OLOSE! THIS IS CAL FOR DIEFERNTY THEIF METHOD! PROTAONGIST WILL USALSY KNOW IF AM TRICKYTRACIK AND PRETENDI STUPID. SO AMINT PRETEND ++++++STUPID! ISNTEAD AM EXPLOIT SEVERAL TIGN! 1! PROTAOINGST ALWAYS NED TGET PICKPOCKET.ED. CLASIC PROTAGONIST MOVE. THEN PROTAGONISNT TRACK DOWN PICKPOTUCET AND REVEALI POCEKT HAS HEART OF GOLD!! URCHIN FRIENDSHIP. DEDOEK SEEM LIKE GOOD IRNED. LIKES EATING OFOD. SURELY WIL APRECIATE CAKES! BUT AMI WLN BE GONE AFTER NOW FOR ROUDNS SO DEDEDE WIL BE 2 LATE TO TRAKICNG ME DOWN! THIS IS PLAN 1 FOR EPXLOIITNG TIGN! AM STEAL ROCKS FROM FLOOR IN HAPE OF SWORD AND CHARGE AT DEDEDIE LIKE ATTACKER WITH SWORD AND THEN OOF BOUNCE OF BIG BODY OF DEDEDE AND DROP SWORD! STOLE SWILRY EYES FROM SOMENNE ELSE WHO GOT CLOBER BY DDD FOR VERY CONVINCING. WHILE DEDEED WAS SEEING ME CHAIRGE, ACTUALLY STOLE HIS HAMMER AND REPLACED ITWITH SWORD THAT JUST DORPED.! THEN RUN VERY FAST PRETENDING FREAR AFTERP UTTING HAMMER IN... HAMERSPACE/ DEDED LEATER FIGURE OUT WHAT DID (LATER MAYBE ONLY FEW SECONCDS BUT NO PORBLEM BECAUSE) BUT BYT THIETIME HE DOES WILL AM NO LOGNER ME AM BECOME EOSMOENE ELSE WITHOUT HEART OF GOLD (MOTH, MOTH HASO NLY HEART OF FIRE AND ODNES'T APPRECIATE CKAES SOMEHOW.), CANNOT DO PROTAOGINST NARRATIVE.
BUT WHAIT IF... THIS NOTWORK?? MAYBE HE DIFFERNE'T PROTAGONIST AND DOENS'T GET PICKPOECKETED OF HAMMER WHICH HEH OLDS LOOSESLY IN HAND. WELL. NO WORRYS. BECAUSE, ALSO WHEN BOUNC OFF DEDEDE, ACTUALLY STOLE MOST OF THE PUSHY IMPACT OF BOUNCING OFF DEDEDE SO DEDEDE FEEL LIKE AM VERY VERY LIGHT! Y? BECAUSE THEN IF DEDEDES GRIP IS STILL GOOD, ICALN STEAL SOME BICKGNESS, MAYBE FROM HIS NEXT HAMMER SWING OR SOMEHTIGN, AND GIVE IT TO IMPACT AND DROP IMPACT AND IT RIETURNS DIRECTLY TO DEDEDE! SUDDENLY FROM NOWHERE DEDEDE GO KAPSPOOOOSH! LIKE HIT BY BIG HAMMER (BUT NOT HURTING) AND HWEN THIS HAPPENS, THE HAMER WILL FALL UTO OF HIS HANDS! BECAUSE HE S NOT HOLDING IT GOODLY.! EH CNA'T BLOCK THE IMAPCT BEYUCASE IT ARLEADY HAPPENED, JSUT MADE SOME OF IT SLOWER! BUT WAIT!
WHAT IF
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DEDEDE ACT EVEN BEFORING THING HAPPENS! WHAT IF HE RUNS AWAY FPRM, ME? WELL THEIN IM; STEAL HIS SPEED AND GET HIM OBVIOUSLY. OR! STEALIN THE SPEED FROM HIS HAMMER! THT OCU.D AKLSO WORK. HES NOT HOLDING HIS HAPMMER GOOD SO EVEN IF HE HAS A GOOD HOLD ON HIS SPEED HIS NAHMMER NOPE NO NUHUUHH! OK, WHAT IFHEHITS ME WITH HAMMER I WANT STEAL? GOOD! AM GRAB HAMMER REALLY GOOD AN D STEAAL HALF OF OWWIE THAT HAMMER DID ME AND GIVE IT TO HAMMER AND SUDDENLY HAMMER AND ME BOTH FLYING AWAY BECAUSE OF HIM HITTING ME WITH MAERR! WHAT IF HE HITS ME WITH THE OTHER HAMMER?? UM. THEN WILL JUST KEEP DOIN GTHIS! HE'S TO BUSY AND CAN'T KEEP HITING ME WITH HAMMERS FOREVER. OTHER POEPLE DONIG OTHER THINGS! MANY THINHGIS HAPPENING OAWLYWAS AND HE ISNEEDING HAMMERS FOR THINGS!& LIKE AM RECOVER FROM OW VERY FAST JUST STEAL OW. AND SSTEAL IMAPCT. ALSO!! IF STEAL IMPACT ENOGUH TIMES! THEN AM GIVE IMPACT TO DEDEDE IN SCATERSHOT AND HE CNA'T BLOCKI T ALL WITH BLACK HAMMER OF WEIRMD, BECAUSE TOO MANY! AND SOME HIT HIM AND OTHERS MAYBE HIT OTHER HAMMER AND ALL THINGS GO FLY AND STEAL HAMMER!!

(TL;DR: [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] RESOLVES TO TAKE NAMES SERIOUSLY. THEN [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] MADE AN ILLUSION OF A BIRD COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF PSYCHIC FIRE THAT PRETENDS TO BE SYMPATHETIC TO DEDEDE AND ASKS TO BE INTRODUCED TO EVERYONE, TO TRY TO TRICK DEDEDE INTO REFERRING TO HIS ALTER-EGO OF SAID ILLUSION, MULTIPLE TIMES USING THE SAME IDENTIFIER, BECAUSE THIS COSTS HIM NOTHING. THEN AFTER THAT HE ACTUALLY TALKS TO DEDEDE AND ASKS WHAT ASPERA IS TRYING AND THEN PROPOSES THE THEORY THAT ASPERA IS TRYING TO MANIPULATE THE NARRATIVE TO MAKE US VERY STRONG AND KILL SOMETHING LIKE MAYBE DESTINY OR FATE OR NARRATIVE. AND LIKE HE WATCHES DEDEDE REALLY HARD FOR TELLS REVEALING WHETHER HE IS RIGHT OR NOT.

THEN CAKE GUY STARTS STEALING! HE STEALS DEDEDE'S MECHANICAL HAMMER WHICH IS NOT BEING HELD STRONGLY. METHOD 1 IS ABUSING PROTAGONISM (PROTAGONISTS HAVE A HABIT OF BEING PICKPOCKETED BY URCHINS WITH HEARTS OF GOLD AND THEN TRACKING THE URCHINS DOWN AND RECRUITING THEM.) BY BUMPING INTO DEDEDE AND STEALING THE HAMMER AND THEN RUNNING (AND THEN TURNING INTO THE MOTH PALADIN WHO IS NOT THE URCHIN IN QUESTION, DELAYING RECRUITMENT TO PROBABLY AFTER DEDEDE DIES.).
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, CAKE GUY EMBIGGENS THE STOLEN IMPACT OF BUMPING INTO DEDEDE AND RETURNS IT, FLINGING DEDEDE AWAY REALLY FAST AND DROPPING HIS HAMMER.
IF DEDEDE RUNS AWAY, HE'S FOLLOWED (AND MAYBE HIS SPEED, OR THAT OF HIS HAMMER, IS STOLEN TO MAKE HIM SLOW DOWN/DROP IT.). IF DEDEDE HITS CAKE GUY WITH THE MECHAHAMMER, CAKE GUY GRABS THE HAMMER, STEALS THE IMPACT, AND GIVES HALF OF IT TO THE HAMMER, SENDING GUY AND HAMMER FLYING. IF DEDEDE HITS CAKE GUY WITH OTHER HAMMER, CAKE GUY... KEEPS TRYING OVER AND OVER! DEDEDE IS A BUSY PENGUIN WHO CANNOT DO THAT FOREVER. AND IF CAKE GUY GETS HIT ENOUGH TIMES HE CAN THROW A SCATTERSHOT OF THE STOLEN IMPACTS TO FLING DEDEDE AND THE MECHA-HAMMER LIKE RAGDOLLS.)

[ENTITIES: THE CQ CREWMATE GUIDES THE BEES OVER AND DIRECTS THEM TO THE PLANT, ALLOWING THE PLANT TO FLOWER AND SOMETHING SOMETHING THE BEES HELP THE PLANT THE PLANT HELPS THE BEES. IT MOVES UP AS MUCH AS IT CAN AGAIN.
[REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] HELPS THE THEFT ABOVE IF BORDERLINE/CHEAP BUT OVERALL IS PROBABLY IDLING UNLESS FORCED TO DEFEND AN IMPORTANT ENTITY, SINCE I FIGURE PROTAGONISM AND NARRATIVE DON'T MATCH UP TOO WELL.
CAKE GUY'S CAKE / VARIABLE ENTITY SUMMONS A SECOND CURING CAKE WITH BIACAR HELP, AND STORES ANY ATTACK IT HAS THROUGH THE VESSEL C. IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT VARIABLE ENTITY IS AT FULL, SACRIFICE 100K MOTHBAR HP.
CURING CAKE CURES THE VOID GIVEN FOCUS'S DECAY.
A PIZZA AND MOTHS PAINFULHEAL THE VARIABLE ENTITY.

TOM SAWYER HAS PERMISSION TO USE THE "PHOENIX", SPAM, AND MATTER CONVERTER ITEMS VIA ARTIFICER.]

64/64 RANDOMIZECHARGECONTENTBYCHARACTER.BAT (REFUNDED)
IN THAT CASE, THE DEFAULT PIZZA FROM PIZZASMCPIZZAS NOW HAS A CAB EJECTOR. IF POSSIBLE, ALSO INCREASE CUSTOMIZATION; I INFER FROM THE GENERIC PIZZA I GOT THAT THEY HAVE FIXED STATS AND FLAVOR RN.
IF THERE'S FURTHER SLACK, UHHH MAYBE IT'S OPEN AS CAKE GUY'S CAKE TOO? OR MORE HP.

80/80 SHORTTERMCONCERNS.BAT +16 FROM TOBY FAUX (WAS INCLUDED IN MY POST LAST UPDATE, BUT NOT THE QUOTED ONE)
CYCLE OF VIOLENCE GETS REGEN->ATK CONVERSION. (ASSUMING CONVERSION IS >=2X EFFICIENT, AT WORST -10 CHARGES.)
GRANT HP:
CYCLE (+50KHP)
SOUL (+30KHP)
OATH (+30KHP)
CHEER (+30KHP)
BUDGE BARS +20X4KHP
(-44 CHARGES)
(GIVEN MY UNMENTIONED UPGRADES WENT THROUGH, MEMORY OF REGENT SHOULD HAVE REGEN->ATTACK CONVERSION FOR AVG 1.2 HEALTHBARS?)

INCOMPETENT DEDEDE SUPPORTER SUMMONED (15,000 HP, SINGLE-USE ABILITY (5C): SUMMON A WADDLE-DEE EGG. WADDLE DEE EGGS TURN INTO A WADDLE-DEE AFTER 4 ROUNDS, GAINING EITHER PREVENTATIVE MEASURES OR A, AND ALLYING THEMSELVES TO THE STRONGEST KIRBY CHARACTER NEARBY. BUT, IT HAS A 1/3 CHANCE TO SUMMON ANOTHER EGG, AND IF SO, A 1/3 CHANCE TO SUMMON 2 MORE, AND IF SO, 1/3 TO SUMMON 4 MORE, ETCETERA.)
(-8 CHARGES)

REMAINING POWER IS HALF HP FOR THE IDEA, HALF VARIABLE ENTITY HP; GET SUING BAR TO 250K THEN PIZZA TO 250K THEN MAYBE DODGE AND MOTH BARS TO 150K IF SOMEHOW STILL LEFTOVER.
( - ALL REMAINING CHARGES.)

+14 TO TOBY FAUX. TRADE OFFER: I WOULD LIKE TO TRADE THE EMERGENCY MEETING BUTTON FOR THE SPAWN EGG IF POSSIBLE.

(THERE ARE 50 +'S HERE, EACH WITH ONE NAME )
+1 IN THE FORM OF A COOL MAN WHO IS TOO COOL TO BE OSTENTATIOUS OR TRYING-TOO-HARD STATUE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A CHRISTIAN BABY WHO ADMIRES MAN WHOSE UNCLE IS AS INNOCENT AS THE BABY JESUS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF THE GUY WHO THREW SPARK BRUSHEL INTO A DUMPSTER'S SIGNATURE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF AN INTERVIEW WITH GUY WHO WAS INTERVIEWED BY LOTTA HART AT SOME POINT IOU TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A MAP ANNOTATED BY MAN WHO IS EXTREMELY EDUCATED ABOUT THE GEOPOLITICAL REALITIES OF KHURAIN. TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A BOOTLEG COPY OF DUDE WHO GAVE A VET CANCER AS A MERCY KILLING'S MOTORCYCLE'S LAMPS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A FIGURINE OF HE WHO MET EDGEWORTH AND MATT AND SHELLY AND MERLIN IN AN ARMY BASE IN A MODIFIED BETTER ARMY UNIFORM TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A FIGURINE OF MAN WHO WAS CANONICALLY COMPLETELY NUDE EXCEPT UNDERWEAR FOR MILITARY EXAM PURPOSES TAKING A MILITARY EXAM TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A PUNCH BY THE INCREDIBLE MIGHT OF THE EXTREMELY MUSCULAR MAN WITH HUGE PECS AND BICEPS WHICH ARE HIDDEN UNDER HIS ICONIC SUIT'S MUSCLES TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A DROP OF BLOOD FROM MAN WITH HUGE THROBBING VEINS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF HE WHO HAS THICK CORDS OF BLACKISH-PURPLE VEINS BUT ONLY WHILE FLEXING FLEXING IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF 1% OF FELLOW WHO IS MORE HEALTHY AND VIRILE THAN MOST OTHER MEN'S GENETIC CODE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF ONE OF HE WHO PASSED ALL MILITARY LAWYER TESTS WITH FLYING COLORS'S MANY MEDALS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF LEGAL ADVICE FROM THE GREAT 177 CM INDIVIDUAL WHO SURPASSES HIS UNCLE IN MANY WAYS, INCLUDING ALL OF THEM TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF HE WHO ONCE RAN A SUB-3-MINUTE MILE ON A TREADMILL WALKING A SUB-MINUTE MILE ON A TREADMILL-GENERATOR TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF POSSESSER OF PERFECT CARDIOVASCULAR HEALTH DOING THAT AGAIN WITHOUT TIRING TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO CAN EASILY REP 1000 POUNDS WITH ONE ARM CARRYING THINGS AROUND TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF HEART-SHAPED A PORTRAIT OF UNREQUITTED LOVE OF RHODA TENEIRO AND LAUREN PAUPS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A BARBELL FIT FOR FELLOW EASILY DISAPPOINTED BY THE INSUFFICIENT WEIGHTS OF MILITARY EXAMS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF GUY WHO DESTROYED SOME EXPENSIVE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT FOR NO REASON AND GOT AWAY WITH IT PERFORMING SOME SECRETLY-USEFUL VANDALISM TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF MAN WHO HAS NEVER EXERCISED IN HIS LIFE'S EXERCISE ROUTINE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF 0.1% OF STRONGEST & HEALTHIEST MAN TO EVER TAKE THE EXAM IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PHYSICAL EXAMS'S STRENGTH FOR THE NEXT SECOND TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A COPY OF HE WHO STOLE HIS UNCLE'S BADGE BEFORE THE TERRORISM ARREST'S BADGE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF HE WHO IS THE SAFEST PLACE TO KEEP BADGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS STORING ANYTHING THEY NEED KEPT SAFE, TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF MARKSMANSHIP LESSONS FROM MAN WHO THREW A RIFLE HUNDREDS OF YARDS WITH PERFECT ACCURACY TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME.

OR TO KRILL, WHOSE GUN-PROOF STALL COULD USE A GUN THROWN AT IT FROM HUNDREDS OF YARDS AWAY WITH PERFECT ACCURACY.

+1 IN THE FORM OF A WEAPON HE WHO REFUSES TO USE NON-M16 NON-ANGEL-GUN WEAPONS ONCE TOUCHED BUT NEVER USED TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A LEGO SET OF HE WHO DID A MOCK TRIAL AGAINST EDGEWORTH WITH DUMMIES IN THAT NAMES' NAMESAKE SCENARIO TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A PHOTO OF THE SMARTER OF THE TWO NOT-FAKE-DUMMY-PEOPLE IN HIS MOCK TRIAL TALKING TO EDGEWORTH TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF HE WHO CAREFULLY CONSIDERED THE FACTS&WITNESS TESTIMONY OF THE MOCK TRIAL AND THEN NODDED TWICE NODDING TWICE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF HE WHO STABBED THE DEFENDANT DUMMY TO DEATH INSTEAD OF THE WITNESS ONE ON PURPOSE FOR HUMOR STABBING THEM WITH A BOWIE KNIFE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF AN OFFICIAL COMMEMORATIVE COIN OF HE WHO THEN STABBED THE WITNESS DUMMY TO DEATH TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A ROCK KILLED BY HE WHO HAS KILLED AT LEAST TWO INANIMATE OBJECTS WITH A BOWIE KNIFE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A PERSON A DRAGON-STAR MISTOOK JOHN PHEONIX FOR, LIKE GODMODER/GODMODDER DUALITY MASK TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF SOME XP A SERIAL-MURDERER-WAR-CRIMINAL-LAWYER DOESN'T NEED DUE TO BEING MAX LEVEL TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF MAN SO GOOD AT SHAPING COMBAT HE REWROTE THE MOCK TRIAL EASY EXPLAINING WHY YOU'VE ALREADY MADE 1 MORE PROGRESS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A PERFECT COPY OF HE WHO EDGEWORTH DEMANDED PERFECTION FROM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS EDGEWORTH'S BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD'S LEFT EYEBROW MADE OF A CHARGE POINT TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A BLINDFOLD TO MAKE THEM NOT SUSPICIOUS PER PROPOSER OF THE 'BEING A WITNESS IS CONVENIENT AND SUSPICIOUS' ANGLE OF CASE DEDUCTION'S LOGIC TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A PILLOW HE WHO HAS A FLAWLESS SLEEP SCHEDULE AND CONSIDERS BEING AWAKE AT NIGHT SUSPICIOUS DOESN'T NEED TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A TORRENT OF LOGIC FROM PRODUCER OF A LOGIC-WATER WATERFALL TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A DEFENCE IOU FROM THE MASTER OF ASTUTE TRIAL ANALYSIS TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF SOUND EVIDENCE THAT DEDEDE IS A MURDERER COMPILED BY ONLY A KILLER BASED ON SOUND LOGIC AND SOUNDER EVIDENCE TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A FINGERNAIL CILPPING FROM POSSESSER OF A FINGERNAIL CAPABLE OF STRAINING TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A FAKE PARADOX DESIGNED BY USER OF A WITNESS TESTIMONY TO PROVE THE WITNESS ISN'T A WITNESS IN A MOCK TRIAL TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A GRENADE BEARING MAN FROM A COUNTRY WHERE ALL HAND-GRENADES ARE EITHER DARK BLUE OR DARK GREEN'S SIGNATURE COLOR TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A GRENADE BEARING PRODUCER OF A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF KNIFE-GRENADE-COLOR-NIGHT-LOGIC'S OTHER SIGNATURE COLOR TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF PREEMPTIVE SELF-DEFENCE BY MAN WHO KILLED AN INNOCENT-UNTIL-PROVEN-GUILTY DUMMY IN A MOCK TRIAL BEFORE PROVING GUILT TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A 0.001 SECOND MAN WHO WAS ALMOST STRIPPED OF HIS MILITARY LAWYER STATUS BEFORE BECOMING A MILITARY LAWYER APPRENTICESHIP TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF AN ILLUSORY PIECE OF CORN PROJECTED BY THE CORNFIELD DAUGHTER TO HIS UNCLE PHOENIX WRIGHT'S CORNFIELD BOY TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A PIECE OF PAPER THAT MAN WHO WAS SAVED FROM TITLE-LOSS DUE TO IT BEING PREEMPTIVE SELF-DEFENCE ONCE TOUCHED TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME
+1 IN THE FORM OF A SPHERICAL COMMUNICATOR TO MAINTAIN CONTACT WITH DEDUCER OF PANT BALLS SECRETLY BEING GRENADES AND NOT OTHER THINGS. TO SOMEONE WHO +1'S ME

IF I RECIEVE INSUFFICIENT +'S, THE REST GO TO C AS THANKS FOR HEALING. (IF THE HEAL DOES HAPPEN I'LL REPAY IT IN FULL ON A SUBSEQUENT ROUND).
*THIS ISN'T TRUE [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] IS JUST MAKING THINGS UP TO SAVE FACE.
ALSO THE REASON CAKE GUY IS STEALING THE HAMMER IS I MISREMEMBERED CHARACTER ORDER AND ASKED FOR THE HAMMER-GRIP WEAKNESS TO BE LEFT ALONE AND PEOPLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL HONORED THAT SO I GOTTA ACTUALLY DO IT

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King Dedede isn't convinced by your trick!

King Dedede: You can introduce yourself yourself.

You ask King Dedede what Aspera is up to, then speculate! He ignores you, but you are able to pick up some information from some tells... and you discover that he doesn't have a clue what Aspera is up to, aside from supposedly trying to defeat you with the Trials!

You attempt to pickpocket Dedede, but since the hammer isn't in his pocket it doesn't count as pickpocketing! You instead magnify the impact, and that successfully causes him to drop the hammer, preventing him from using it this turn! The force also causes King Dedede to take 378,000 damage!

You expand the services offered by the Variable Entity! Various other entities are upgraded as well! You find that <![if !ie]> The Idea <![endif]> is unexpectedly resistant to HP upgrades!

Sylveone46 said:

[RP; INTRO]

You've been tricked. You're just a pawn.

You're nobody now.

​

Dan is silent, for a few moments.

<![if !ie]> You're right.

I am a pawn, I am Nobody.

I've always been Nothing.

My choice to join The Company will be the death of me.

I will vanish, like a dying star disappearing from the sky without fanfare.

However I disagree with you.

For the first, and perhaps soon to be the last time in my life...

<![endif]>

Dan speaks, with a soft and serene tone.

" <![if !ie]> I feel like Somebody. <![endif]>"

[ACTION]

" <![if !ie]> I may die a puppet and a fool, but I will leave this life behind without regrets. <![endif]>"

With this declaration of purpose, Dan seemingly explodes. His whole body erupts into an unstoppable torrent of paperwork. A tornado of insurance, tax forms, and contracts forms around Dedede, blinding him with crisp white and inky black. Papers glide into the King from every direction and glue themselves to his outfit and weapons. Each contract, each promise, forces itself onto him without compromise. The first hundred are mildly annoying, but the Paper Bound Promises only grow in weight until it becomes a struggle to strike at the army arrayed against him.

As the storm of paper dies down, Dan is revealed, standing in the spot where he had seemingly popped like a balloon.

" <![if !ie]> Enjoy your Life Insurance. <![endif]>"

[ENTITIES]

<![if !ie]> The Cycle <![endif]> is silent, quiet in its perpetuation of itself. Ripples throughout the universes only felt as subtle pushes toward more severe acts. Elsewhere, elsewhen, what could have been resolved in peace ends with spilt blood.

<![if !ie]> The Wound in Reality <![endif]> expands slowly and without a sound.

(

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]> creates a Violence.)

In another world, an act of Violence causes someone to retaliate with a violent act of their own.

(A Violence creates a Begets Violence)

<![if !ie]> The Cycle <![endif]> and its creations lash out at the Variable Entity, yet their attacks only serve to heal it.

(

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]> and The Violence attack the Variable entity, healing it through Painful Healing.)

Chaos ©, without any orders from Dan or the Morpho, simply does as ©s are wont to do.

(

Chaos © defaults to ©'s orders for now. Chaos Reigns.)

[ITEMS & SPOIL OF WAR]

The two Crewmate cards are spent on

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence. <![endif]>

Leshy's Camera is used on the Guardian Mech.

[CHARGE]
+44 from Crimtane

[Continuation: 108/300]

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You deal 4,000,000 damage by burying King Dedede in insurance papers!

You snap a picture of the Guardian Mech! You upgrade <![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]>! It will now summon stronger Violences!

Krill13 said:

[RP]

More Dedede Chat:

"bro don't laugh at the question it's trying its best : ("

"Anywhoosers, why again are you working for the Aspera mans? Like, I know he's givin' y'all access to fancy strong stuff like that swick arse hammer you're swingin' there but like, you got any deeper reasons for serving the guy? Like, try to sell it to me like a sales pitch guy; what about the Aspera man makes y'all swoon over him?"

"also sorry I ain't directly smackin' you like the rest of me lads are. Had a contraption for that a while back but your Pinocchio-lookin' arse 'friend' (who made it in the P03 list by the way) busted it

and I am too lazy to remake it

"

brief thank ye to Wafer:

"I thank ye for not letting out The Dragon inside you and I shall wish thee great luck for thine endeavors (in front of this luck-mongering protagonist of a guy at that) and also maybe another wish that your next Constellation not be The Dragon again."

"also if you want a funni entity made for ye then hit me up but uhh next turn tho i still have something to make right now"

[CHARGE]

<![if !ie]> +128 from doing a little funni <![endif]>

"oh damn you kicked the short out of that girl that was gonna crawl out of that tv. good job"

[250/250] (Big one coming up)
[50/50] (Small one coming up)
[66/66] (You probably know where this is going)

[0/???]
+20 to © in the form of an unmarketable plushie. (+20 to Crimtane Shovel)
+8 to Dan D. Daniels in the form of a CHAOS BLAST! (+8 to Sylveone46)
+16 to Mischief in the form of The Infection, except this time it's red. (+16 to DreadKnight22)

The stall has been set up yet again. 20 +1's for +1's. The stall is now both gun-proof AND bullet-proof. (+20 to Robot # 207)

[ACTION + 250 CHARGE USAGE]

The enigmatic ambience of the End influences this action...

...so like, I know I'm doing the molding here and all but really I'm kinda just letting a third unknown party decide what's gonna pop out- oop there it is

Three cubes of perfect dimensions stay suspended in the air, laid in a trifectal formation spinning in place. Peering from the surface of each cube, and perhaps deeper within the cubes thenselves, are three differing displays: one shows that of an array of Power sources, from electricity coursing through wires to raw mana flowing through mystical lines; another shows instances of numbers being ran through all manners of Calculations, from basic arithmetic to what seem to be the very formulas upon which our very existence runs on; the third is simply a blinding light, though this light, whatever it may be, seems to be encroaching into reality, mere moments away from Actualization.

Before much time passes, and before whatever threat within the third cube actualizes, a larger cube, one of lustrous black, manifests over the three, holding them captive within its form. Though, it would seem captivity is not solely the extent of its creation: the aspects possessed by the three cubes - Power, Calculation, and Actualization - are all harnessed by the black cube; Power is made to course through the confines of its form; Calculations are run to make sense of and decide what to do with this coursing power; and it is with Actualization that what is decided upon will be manifested into existence.

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And thus, the black cube puts these aspects into play.

...

Well it seems to be glowing slightly and humming calmly and is overall mellow-

[250/250]

The abrupt upsurge in power causes a violent light to burst forth from the black cube, its intensity washing all over the floor.

...

After the reactionary moments in regards to the light - whether harsh or disinterested - have come to pass, where the cube once laid is now taken over by a new visage; one of an enormous obelisk hovering where the cube is, the former's form being one that is tattered all over with swirling imageries.

Swirling imageries of what, you ask?

...honestly, just about everything's showing on that thing. Anything that can happen, has happened, will happen, could've happened, can only happen in imaginations, whether it involves reality or fiction, reels taken from all manners of happenings are running on that thing right now. Heck, I'm pretty sure that's Shrek 2 being streamed... y'know what you folks have fun down there now I'm gonna be doing... things

...

The Program has been booted up

The Program [Krill13 - N]: HP: [GM discretion], RAM: [Equal to Max HP given]

<Empty Task Drive Slot>
<Empty Task Drive Slot>
<Empty Task Drive Slot>​

RAM: The Program's Attack/Action Power equivalent. The Program can allocate any amount of its RAM value into any currently installed Task Drives. If there is no Task Drive currently installed, the Program cannot take any action.

Task Drives: Separate entities that can be installed onto the Program, with a limit of 3 installed at a time. Each one has its own function that require the Program to allocate RAM towards, whether it be converting the allocated RAM into an action or stat (with a conversion rate for the most part), taking a flat amount to keep an effect active, or any other unlisted usage. Being entities themselves, they can also be attacked and destroyed to deprive the Program of the Drive's function.
(I reserve the right to equip and unequip Task Drives whenever pwease)

Task Drive Stat Block Example:
<Standard Attack Drive> HP: 100,000, Converts allocated RAM into Attack towards a single entity at a 4:1 conversion rate. Can only be used once per turn.

[50 CHARGE USAGE]

...right, I needed to make the guy a Task Drive too. Uhh...

I toss a bunch of stop signs, police tape, and just... I dunno, walls? All into one pile.

A pile that I then squeeze and squeeze until it's in the size and shape of a Task Drive.

Uhh voila, a Stop Drive to turn all that RAM into immediately-accessible Preventative Measure.

I of course slap that into the Program for it to run.

Now hush, it's getting into the "I Need a Hero" scene.

[66 CHARGE USAGE]

<![if !ie]> A fourth insignia is engraved within The Idea.

Closer approaches the Impending...

<![endif]>​

(The Idea gets a fourth set of 666 attacks.)

[ENTITIES]

THE FALLEN MOTHPIRE PROFESSES TO DEDEDE THAT HE AS A PROTAGONIST IS IN NEED OF A TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND AS THUS THEY HAVE TAKEN IT UPON THEMSELVES TO CLAIM THAT IT WAS THEM WHO DROPKICKED HIS MOTHER OFF OF A CLIFF. THEN THEY PROCEED TO ALSO TRY TO DROPKICK HIM FALLEN MOTHPIRE STYLE.

A Puppy and an Animated Bespectacled Mannequin smack King Dedede with their newfound friend, the Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II.

The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II unleashes its full assault on King Dedede with its newfound friends, A Puppy and an Animated Bespectacled Mannequin.

The Snawful Card Dealer heals whoever needs healing THAT ISN'T KING DEDEDE.

A Faker continues to try to hit Dedede.

<![if !ie]> The Idea remains on its course of whittling down the masked monarch, Dedede. <![endif]>​

(If any of these attacks would push Dedede's HP past the 15M HP threshold after Decay and other end-of-turn damages, then they will instead be stored into Vessel ©)

Turnly Program RAM Allocation:

<Stop Drive> All RAM into Preventative Measure to be immediately used to protect from King Dedede
<Empty Task Drive Slot> N/A
<Empty Task Drive Slot> N/A​

...

The Shadow Pawn's a-bit-grown-but-still-widdle march continues.

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King Dedede: If you must know, I owe him a debt for saving my life.
King Dedede: Not that that makes a good pitch for most people. He hasn't saved most other peoples' lives, after all.

The Program summoned! <![if !ie]> The Idea <![endif]> upgraded!

Robot # 207 said:

Core Squad:
All Functional Combat units

Independent:
Support units
Logistics units

[Unit Creation]
[Energy Stores 26/?] --> [Guardian Mech 0/28]
[Guardian Mech 26/28] +2 from Charging
The Knight stares at Dan, he then wordlessly turns and throws another Cab Block, it builds quickly
HP: 50,000/50,000, Armor: 4,000, Regeneration: 2,000, Reaction Fire: 4,000, More likely to be targeted, Cab Eject

After that replacement The Knight throws a Bunch of Cab Blocks and Anchor Blocks that all build themselves

[Formation Manager 0/20] +20 from Many Names
Anchor Block that grows into some sort of RTS Base looking structure, it gives tactical commands to manage the Army Formation, it can also redeploy units wherever they're needed
moves allied units, and gives morale

[Repair Mech 0/12] +12 from Charging
A second repair mech is built, to help support the other repair mech

[Repair Mech upgrade 0/4] +4 from Charging
both repair mechs are upgraded with the ability to remove bad status effects

[Even more Ejectors 0/4] +4 from Charging
Command Mech, Medium Block Factory, Buggy. +leftover power gives the Buggy some Regen

[Supply Truck 0/15] +15 from Charging
Moving unit, buffs the attack of allies in range

[Loader Mech 0/15] +15 from Charging
buffs non attack stats, not a moving unit

[Block Car 0/12] +12 from Charging
Basic combat unit, has the standard attacker stuff, like hp, attack and regen, but it also passively grows

OOC: Man, I'm definitely that Shadow Pawn's Worst Nightmare, but it shouldn't need to worry, since my document is running very low on unit concepts, the formation manager and the 2 logistic units are fairly new and weren't noted before

[Action]
The Knight readies himself for round 2, he stores the Void Sword so he can focus on using the Pale Blade.

He Charges forward and slashes multiple times consecutively, he keeps up this relentless attack until he backs off and it's finally Dedede's turn to strike, The Knight builds a shield and keeps on the defensive, blocking with the shield and parrying hammer strikes with the Pale Sword, Now you usually can't block hammers, but The Knight is just too Honorable for that, so he blocks the hammer strikes anyway.

The Knight is extremely honorable, so he doesn't do anything unfair or dirty in his one on one duel, he is not the only one leading the Block Creations though; The Mech and The Commander lead the stealthier units to exploit Dedede's blind spot, firing at him from the right while he's distracted with dueling the Knight, The combined strike hits him just as the Knight initiates a counter, thus combining munitions with the Pale Blade.

The Combination throws Dedede away, where he lands pretty roughly and the Knight walks forward to the front of where the King is currently downed, he then stabs the Pale blade into the ring, in front of Dedede, indicating that he has won this round.

He stays in that Glorious pose for a bit, then he turns to his army and berates them for not being Honorable, this mostly involves the leading Mechs, since the other creations are just following orders.

[Unit actions]
Heal all allies, mechs focus healing and the pillar distributes healing as needed
The Decay is finally dispelled
The Commander keeps reinforcing

[Energy stores 0/?] +12 from Fasto
+32 to The_Nonexistent_Tazz
+20 to Krill13 from the Knight Burying the stall in a huge pile of basic blocks
+12 to those who +12 the Core Block (FastoDash)

Norm's Heart: Operating the Tiny Tank

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Units summoned!

You exploit Dedede's blind spot to deal a staggering 1,000,000 damage to him in a single strike!

RazorTyphoon said:

Alas, I have been hit hard under the rubble even if it isn't counted as damage, such a poor time of life.

As the smothered flames become apparent, one rises from the rubble.

Scoire: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Other than a black eye for the sake of looks, we are doing fine.

[Action]

But what isn't fine is the fact that the temperature of the area seems to be rapidly increasing to high levels of heat.

Scoire: YOU WON'T BE GETTING AWAY WITH THAT!!!

King Dedede is then hit with a protagonist's weakness...

BEING STUNLOCKED. as he is greeted with a flurry of fast fiery punches out of nowhere before he is knocked back, but before he can recover, more punches come from Scoire to King Dedede and the cycle repeats itself for a while as a lesson to not anger the fire element.

Oh, and if King Dedede manages to recover and move away, he would be greeted by a flame that recoils him back into the stunlock.

[Charge]

[256/512]

[Entities]

Budge prepares to attack King Dedede

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Ah, yes, everyone is vulnerable to a stunlock, even protagonists. You deal 1,400,000 damage with broken fighting game mechanics! You gain 1 Fire!

DragonAegis said:

[UNSPECIFICED CHARGEINGS THE SECOND 128 CP or 2 Posts worth of CP out of idk i'll decide later]
(16 leftover from last round (the update quoted a post before i recieved +16 from the One-Hit Wonder and I forgot I was summoning an entity that round so I didn't put that 16 into the Artificer Degree Two) and 64 from this round, and the 48 overpay repayment)
+64 to Alastair Dragovich , drastically overrepaying

Tom Sawyer asks King Dedede a question with a textbox.
Unfortunately, the textbox glitches out (it's old, like everything Tom Sawyer has,) and begins duplicating itself around King Dedede's face sporadically.
After King Dedede finally clicks through the last word that sounds enough like no to click o- wait. oh no.
Apparently one of the textboxes said 'Would you like me to continue?'.
The glitched textboxes appear again. And again. And again. And again.
King Dedede is dizzy from all the textboxes, and when they finally make it out of the pop-up labyrinth, they find themselves without arms.
Tom Sawyer sawed them off and stashed them in a suitcase, hammers and all.

Budge, the Overloaded feels the weight of their time, but it doesn't weaken them. It strengthens them.
Counterintuitively, they stand up straighter, and the experience of their fights swirl around them as a physical thing.
They've been here for many rounds, and hopefully they'll survive for many more.
This all comes from the Relic-Bearer.

As for the Artificer Degree Two, one thing at a time.
First, "PHOENIX". [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] feels ashes drop into their hand.
The ashes glow, and form into the shape of letters. It's the influence of "PHOENIX".
"PHOENIX" shines, and [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] feels something.
If it were the ashes before, now it is rising from them. [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] absorbed the history of "PHOENIX".
Once upon a time, "PHOENIX" was probably part of an actual phoenix, and [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] feels those lifetimes of rebirth running through it's veins. But not only that. "PHOENIX" was part of their past self. And now they will be reborn (despite already sorta being reborn.)

...yeah and ignore how an undead person can be reborn. they're unreborned? unborned?
see uh phoenixes are very undeady. they keep coming back, ignoring the boundaries of death and the restrictions of life.
except for the fiery thingy they're totally undead! ashes are a very undeady thing! there must've been a phoenix made entirely out of ashes that "PHOENIX" was part of. why else would "PHOENIX" turn into the figurative ashes of someone in JOE's character/entity rotation one time?

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You crush King Dedede with many, many textboxes! You deal 750,000 damage!

Alastair Dragovich said:

The One Hit Wonder overhears this as he recovers from exploding. He feels something stir in him. The One Hit Wonder -

No. That persona does apply to these feelings.

Lawrence "Law" Plainton is a young man of very strong feelings and considerable talent. To be a One Hit Wonder takes considerable talent, after all, since overnight success doesn't happen without the stuff greasing the right wheels and palms.

To only be a One Hit Wonder also requires considerable ego and feelings. Ones that overwhelm all rational thought.

Or at least, that's how most people would figure. This is mostly true for Law, as his friends call him. Except he's had considerable practice keeping his ego and temper in check - having a younger sibling to take care of with special needs teaches someone those traits real fast.

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But Law still has that ego, and he wants more than anything to make a mark on the world - to play a song so powerful it can create a miracle. His home life, though, means that he cannot afford to be chained to the job of being a musician - at least that's what he's figured out so far.

So there needs to be a compromise. And being a One-Hit Wonder was that compromise. So when he got a gig to 'rock the socks off of some maniac', he figured that this was the best he was gonna get. He was going to be paid enough to at least have funds set aside should he and his family not be around to take care of his sibling. A diss track wasn't what he wanted to be known for, but he's had to make compromises before.

And so he donned the name and persona 'One-Hit Wonder' and got into a lot more trouble than he expected.

King Dedede's words... they give Law and uneasy feeling. So for once he takes a step back. The Groupie - someone who knows him personally and supports Law's dreams - worriedly goes by his side. He flashes her a smile, back to being the One-Hit Wonder.

He then pulls out a notebook and the two begin to brainstorm.

This has an unintended side effect of starting a weather phenomenon called a Brain-Storm, but something has to be done with the Action this turn!

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Thanks to a large influx of charge, the latest in this string of summons has been acquired!

50/50 - AMPLIFIERS!

Basically they exist to make things LOUD! And do so by buffing status effects being inflicted by any source!

The next charge will need to be considerably bigger due to the +64 and + 49 going into it. Let's say uh. 115 worth of charge?

Good grief! It's still nearly full! but it is a multiple of 5 so...

113/115 - COOL LIGHTS

The Amplifiers will amplify the Elevator Radio's debuff, distracting King Dedede! The Tour Van will use its ability on anyone who needs it! The Pyrotechnics continue to go off wildly! Wow, given the damage they cause whoever made them should never work on the pyrotechnics again!

....on second thought, please don't tell Law I said that, I don't want to be fired from my cushy narrator job!

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+48 Charge to DragonAegis as repayment for the overpay!
+16 Charge to Banana_The_Second for more Kirby Powah!

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The weather becomes a brain storm.

Somewhere, a bell chimes. A circle is completed.

AMPLIFIERS! summoned!

Banana_The_Second said:

[CHARGE]:

Consumed.

Taken.

Yoinked.

[192/256]: "...Yes, I'd like that hit character from that hit game of yours."
"...NO no not that guy!"
"The other guy! The blue one! With the wings!"

+64 to the One-Hit Wonder as thanks for the charge. (Alastair Dragovich)

[TYPOGRAPHY]:

The Q, along with S, N, E, and K make a Q SNEK. Not a snake unfortunately.
This one is actually a cute little..snake look-alike, whose main function is to heal. By being adorable as a snek that just happens to be in the shape of a Q.

[SPOIL OF WAR]: Tubby custard is given to the broken Guardian Mech.

[ENTITY COMMAND]:
All entities continue doing their work on Dedede, OATH applying only fear to keep trying to drag Dedede's attack down.
Q SNEK helps heal [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] XYZ, while SOUL of the GUARDIAN applies morale on the ELEVATOR RADIO.

[ACTION]: A protagonist's weakness.

"...Dedede, are you familiar with the concept of the...harem?"
A door spontaneously manifests on the ring, with another copy of King Dedede running out of it. Except, no. That's not him, it's just a lookalike. A very realistic lookalike. And it's feminine looking. In fact this would probably be a blue penguin of King Dedede's species, donning an entire wedding gown, white frilly dress and all.
"DEDEDE I LOVE YOU!"

"Protagonists, epically powerful as they are - when not badly written - nearly always are subject to the obligatory love interest."
"As that hammer of yours - odd manifestation that it is - gives you...every protagonistic ability ever, that obviously means you are also subject to potential love interests being attracted to you like moths to the flame."
More doors spontaneously manifest, with even more female blue penguins running out of them, all..apparently wanting to give King Dedede a hug or a kiss. Some are light blue, some are small, some are gigantic and hold machine guns or other hammers, others are winged...
Why, any single one would simply be a distraction. But all together?

"Harems are...standard fare for light novel heroes - which count as protagonists too, mind you. In fact, there's this one world where this guy accidentally ends up with like, 100 girlfriends who really, really love him. Though I guess that's the god of love for you."
The various "possible suitors" of King Dedede all dogpile him, fighting each other for the opportunity to so much as touch the lad himself. He's being smothered under warm bodies and weapons...
He's practically being crushed. He is being crushed, and for an infinitely long time it seems like he might be asphyxiated...
After an oddly interminable amount of time - time warping segment - Pol begins to speak again.
"...Oh yeah. As this is an anime trope, it's also subject to being extremely flanderised and over the top..."
Then, some..sort of force seems to blow everything away, King Dedede included. It's another Queen Dedede brandishing a hammer almost identical to his rocket hammer.

This is tsundere Queen Dedede, absolutely enraged.

"...This probably wouldn't be a problem for you if you yourself had anime protagonist abilities only. But you have the ability of every protagonist. Which unfortunately..."
...Absolutely dilutes King Dedede's ability to take full power swings from the tsundere Dedede's hammer strikes, as Tsundere Dedede launches Dedede into one of the boxing ring's elastic boundaries, to be slingshotted back at tsundere Dedede to take a hammer twirl to the face. Sure he might be made of iron, but he'd also have the butt-monkey tendency of idiot protagonists to take comically large amounts of hits and juust enough dramatic tones from more serious protagonists for the damage to actually last and not dissipate due to toon force or whatever.
"HOW DARE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS OVER ME!"
The Queen Dedede moves much faster than they have any right to be moving, several clones of them appearing simultaneously to break every bone in his body every which way with more hammer bonks. And dropkicks, in a 42 hit combo. Protagonists may always have the only weakness or some other sudden, out of pocket ability like the power of friendship, but those technically only apply to those they oppose directly, them being the antagonists (the anti-godmodders, in this case). For love interests - such as enraged tsunderes, they're out of luck.

"Oh boy, and then there's the...yanderes..."
"Ooh, Dedede...!"
Gas then starts flowing in, as a knife-bearing Dedede walks in with a slasher smile on their face.
"Oh, you've been a bad boy, haven't you...?"
"We all know you and I have to be together...and if I have to force you to be with me, then..that's ok too!"
It's neurotoxin gas. Of course. Brewed specifically to knock out all the other suitor Dedede's, including the tsundere Dedede.
"I, Yandie Dedede, of course know EXACTLY what's best for you~"
The yandere Dedede, slipping on a gas mask moments before the gas even touches their feet, smiles, as a pair of gigantic laser cannons fold down from the ceiling. Dedede may not be knocked out by the gas, but his mask nonetheless..isn't exactly airtight, so he would find it terribly hard to move. And if not, well...

The yandere Dedede isn't half bad at shoving Dedede back at the last moment horrifyingly quickly, right into the laser cannons' blasts. Funnily enough, the neurotoxin gas also happens to be really volatile - wow this yandere Dedede knows their stuff - so it ends up exploding, all in Dedede's face, after the lasers heat it up.

"...on second thought, I guess you couldn't have known anything about harems since you don't watch anime."

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You attempt to create a Q SNEK, but the TYPOGRAPHY falls apart in your hands! It seems like you'll have to use more realistic words. You keep the letters, though!

As you explain the concept of the harem to King Dedede, he raises a mittened finger.

King Dedede: There is something you have failed to consider.
King Dedede: Although a harem could be considered a reward for the protagonist, it could instead be a temptation or trial that the protagonist must overcome.
King Dedede: This one qualifies as the latter.

A veil seems to break over your attack as King Dedede begins attacking! The lasers, knives, and neurotoxin still deal 600,000 damage, but Dedede is not utterly annihilated. Shame. D, E, and G are added to your TYPOGRAPHY!

You don't use the Tubby Custard since the broken Guardian Mech was destroyed!

Toby Faux said:

I really should have predicted that...

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With the combined power of the 32 charges provided to him and his annoyance, Toby summons tendrils of energy. The glowing strands wrap around King Dedede's hammer, hopefully pulling it out of his supposedly weak grip.
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+ 32 to anyone who + 32s me
+ 16 to someone else
+ 16 to someone else^2
Retribution 182/ 500

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You pull Dedede's other hammer away from him, leaving him hammerless this turn!

Pricey12345 said:

Introduction
"Welcome to Genny Robotics, the wonderful industry that produce wonderful robots that help everyone across the galaxy! Not only those are used for combat and defence, those are used for cleaning, helping jobs and for peace! Introducing the Shifterbot Tool; the tool that could be used for- -BBZT-"

And now, it's just an abandoned and destroyed robotic factory where there is destroyed machinery, industrial hardware and machines but some facility remained active.

Somehow the mysterious individual walked into an abandoned facility where I put on my robes before I find an badly-damaged guidebook of how to make combat machinery along with a mysterious tablet containing strange text which is about an unknown purpose until I saw some survivors trying to fix the facility.

??? 1: Hey, who tried to trespass into our facility who tried to fix this place?
??? 2: Aay mate, I didn't now ya but you entered the place on the same day I've joined this club.

I look at both of them while first one is holding a blueprint which I had a interest until it looks at me

??? 1: My blueprint? That's nothing useful so wanna join the club? you gotta prove it that you can use that machinery in this craphole so I'll throw this junk to your face.

I grab the blueprint that one of them thrown at me before I start doing some research for hours until I found out it was actually part of a project before I handed it back.

??? 1: Hmmm... that blueprint was part of a project that was- oh wait, it's part of the Genesis Project and we've still haven't got the rest of the blueprints and funds to finish this, welcome to the club mate.

Moments later, I look around the facility and some of the factory units got badly damaged until I found an Shifterbot Tool Prototype which is scheming rejected long ago and when I turned it on, it works like the current models until I look at the portal which leads to another world.

??? 1: Wanna go in that portal, one of my members was recording the entire fight via the drone starting from the shining knight, the perfect spambot, the dark wizard, the combat service robot, the already overcharged-now overtuned spawning machine, the evil doctor and now the masked penguin. There's a lot of destruction going all around this place so good luck with that.

A [AG] tag appeared and it automatically chosen I then enter the portal leading into an darkened fighting ring where I saw Dedede before the boss stat screen appearing in in KSSU style.

notes: Taken from the Spriters Resource with a custom edit for the Sacred Black Hammer while the general base rips by Jaabi and Random Talking Bush while the pre-first round damage was a base before taking damage

After I saw the screen, I shifted over to the right-side where the blindspot when Dedede's about to attack then my Shifterbot Tool spins around before turning into rope-like tentacles, swinging it at Dedede's hammer where it ties around, loosening his grip and heats the hammer to the degree that he gets his hand burned while trying to keep the grip before I whip the king while tripping him, hitting Dedede to reduce likelihood of standing up anytime before I wallop his body and face.

Charge: We're opening! 64/128

Somehow there's a pie containing a 64 +1 slices which is distributed who can take before next round

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Welcome to the game!

You hit King Dedede with an opening volley, dealing 650,000 damage!

FastoDash said:

[CHARGE USE]
Really Small [192/128 + 43 Mana]
Fasto channels his mana, looking like he's about to summon a powerful creature. He sends all of it into one point, and sends ripples throughout the whole area. When the dust settles, there stands... ten really small lions? Fasto summons the World's Smallest Pride of Lions.

The World's Smallest Lions have very low HP, but being extremely small, they can be hard to hit. They start out at 0% Dodge, but for each lion that dies, they gain 10% Dodge. They have 100 Charge put into their HP and Dodge. Additionally, although the lions are too small to do any real damage, they can be pretty annoying, with 135 Charge worth of Distraction split evenly between them.

[ORDERS]
The Memory of a Regent and Humble Naturalist will attack King Dedede, and the World's Smallest Lions will distract him.

[CHARGE]
Royal Vigor [80/128] (+16 from part of previous charge being ignored, +32 from Toby, +20 from JOE, +12 from Core Block)
+32 to Toby Faux
+20 to JOEbobobob
+12 to Robot # 207

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The World's Smallest Pride Of Lions summoned!

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King Dedede finds himself absent of both of his hammers! Despite that, the Sacred Black Hammer seems to still be giving him power!

King Dedede: Looks like I'm going to need to call on a last-second intervention from an old friend.

At that moment, a spotlight shines on a Waddle Doo running into the ring! He raises a sword, and a massive horde of Waddle Dees descends, covering the entire arena! In the ensuing chaos, the Grave Guardian, the Gate Guardian, METAL, the Shield Bubble Pillar, the TOUR VAN, and the Stop Drive are carried away, never to be seen again! King Dedede retrieves both hammers in the chaos!

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]> summons a Violence! The already-summoned Violence summons a Begets Violence! The Violences heal the Variable Entity by 26,000 HP!

The Ancient Fuelweaver attacks King Dedede, dealing 40,000 damage, and then applies 10,000 Fear! The Shadow Knight, Shadow Rook, Memory of a Boatmaker, Shield Person, Indiana Jones, and Yellow Bloon attack King Dedede, dealing 23,000 damage and applying 50,000 Stun! The ©s prolong the fog in the area! Ouroboros © heals [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]. It's not certain if this helps, but he certainly looks a little better. The ©s attack King Dedede, dealing 40,000 damage!

The Void Given Focus focuses!

The SOUL of the GUARDIAN applies Morale to the ELEVATOR RADIO! OATH applies 32,000 Fear to King Dedede! MEME applies 20,000 Decay to King Dedede! CHEER cheers on ACE this turn! TIMED applies 70,000 Stun! ACE attacks King Dedede, dealing 25,000 damage! PRIME attacks King Dedede, dealing 25,000 damage!

The Repair Bubble Pillar heals the Void Given Focus and THE CULMINATION OF MY BEING! The Formation Manager gives Morale to the ELEVATOR RADIO! The Repair Mechs cure Decay on the Heavy Artillery and the Void Given Focus! The Block Factories create new blocks!

The Relic Bearer grants a blessing to Budge! The Artificer Degree Two attempts to use "Phoenix" to grant extra blessings to [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU], but ends up singed by the attempt! It takes 140,000 damage!

THE CULMINATION OF MY BEING attacks King Dedede, dealing 25,000 damage! The Stasis Array applies 250,000 Stun to King Dedede! The Evoker spawns four Vex! The already present Vex attack King Dedede, dealing 2,000 damage! The Vindicator and Pillagers attack King Dedede, dealing 20,000 damage!

Budge attacks King Dedede, dealing 64,000 damage!

The Humble Naturalist and the Memory of a Regent attack King Dedede, dealing 76,000 damage! The World's Smallest Pride of Lions applies 70,000 Distraction to King Dedede!

The CQ Crewmate moves the Plant to near the bees, granting it some Attack! Due to the effort of moving the plant, it doesn't move as far!

The Ring-Yew blesses The Thunderskin! The Bees, The Thunderskin, and The Mother Of Ants attack King Dedede, dealing 8,000 damage and applying 2,000 Bleed!

Cake Guy's Cake spawns a BIACAR and a Curing Cake! A Pizza and Moths attack Cake Guy's Cake, healing it!

The ELEVATOR RADIO, boosted by Morale and the AMPLIFIERS!, applies 50,000 Distraction to King Dedede! PYROTECHNICS! attacks King Dedede, dealing 13,000 damage!

Heather, Dedicated Pikachu Cosplayer, attacks King Dedede, dealing 4,000 damage! She then activates Deeper Character, transforming into Heather, Deep-Character Pikachu Cosplayer! Pizzahead attacks King Dedede, dealing 25,000 damage!

THE FALLEN MOTHPIRES AGAIN ATTACK KING DEDEDE FOR REDUCED DAMAGE! <![if !ie]> The Idea <![endif]> attacks King Dedede! King Dedede rolls with the strikes in such a way that <![if !ie]> The Idea <![endif]> consumes all status effects on King Dedede with its finishing strikes! King Dedede takes even more damage, a total of 360,000, but clears out the status effects applied to him! The Shadow Pawn presses forward! A Faker then attacks King Dedede, causing him to lose an additional 10,000 HP! A Puppy And An Animated Bespectacled Mannequin attack King Dedede, dealing 19,000 damage! The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II! attacks too, dealing another 31,000 damage! The Snawful Card Dealer heals Cake Guy's Cake!

The Ring-Yew spawns a Bee! tzaoray, who's still a car, charges at the Ancient Fuelweaver and knocks it over before doing donuts on it for a few minutes! This deals 320,000 damage to it!

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Aspera [GM]: 4/50 HP, Godmodder

Itinerary:

Battlefield:

Entities:

King Dedede

<![if !ie]> The Cycle of Violence <![endif]> [<0>]: HP: 650,000/650,000, Summons 1 Violence per turn, Regeneration: 25,000, unspent Regeneration is converted into Attack
Violence [<0>]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Attack: 2,500, summons 1 Begets Violence per turn
Violence [<0>]: HP: 6,000/6,000, Attack: 1,000, summons 1 Begets Violence per turn
Begets Violence [<0>]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 1,000
Chaos ©: HP: 100/100, Action Power: 77,000

Ancient Fuelweaver [©]: HP: 480,000/800,000, Attack: 80,000, Shadow Wall, Woven Shadows,

Shadow Knight [©]: HP: 100,000/100,000, Attack: 18,750, gains 25,000 HP and 6,250 Attack when another Shadow dies, Shadow
Shadow Rook [©]: HP: 120,000/120,000, Attack: 7,500, gains 40,000 HP and 2,500 Attack when another Shadow dies, Shadow
Memory of a Boatmaker [©]: HP: 71,000/71,000, Attack: 10,000
Shield Person [©]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Armor: 1,000
Indiana Jones [©]: HP: 70,000/70,000, Attack: 10,000, applies 50,000 Stun
Yellow Bloon [©]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Attack: 250, spawns 1 Green Bloon on death, Crowd
Material Disassembler ©: HP: 21/21, Action Power: 15,000, actions are more effective against crowds of entities
Ouroboros ©: HP: 26/26, Action Power: 10,000, Cycle of Life: Healing actions are twice as effective if the last action applied Decay, currently INACTIVE; Cycle of Death: Damaging actions apply Decay equal to half the damage dealt if the last action was a healing action, currently ACTIVE
Vessel ©: HP: 100/100, Storage: Instead of using abilities on Vessel ©, entities may choose to store those abilities for Vessel © to use later.

Gravekeeper ©: HP: 21/21, In Memory: When any non-[PG] entity not summoned by another entity dies, spawns a Gravestone with 250 HP that heals all [©]-aligned entities by 100 HP.

Gravestone(x18): HP: 250/250(x18), Restoration: 100​

Mighty Weapons ©: HP: 60/60, Action Power: 100,000
Knight ©: HP: 20/20, Attack: 10,000, Armor: 2
Mage ©: HP: 10/10, Attack: 30,000
Thief ©: HP: 15/15, Attack: 15,000, Dodge: 20%
Cleric ©: HP: 10/10, Healing: 5, to other ©s only
Gunslinger ©: HP: 13/13, Attack: 4,000x6

Void Given Focus [Mischief - AG]: HP: 350,000/350,000, Dodge: 50%, Attack: 70,000, Focus: 280,000 (+10,000/turn); Can choose to not attack to gain an additional 70,000 Focus; Focus may be spent to strengthen the Void Given Focus's attack for the turn, and is also spent as Deathrattle when Void Given Focus dies

SOUL of the GUARDIAN [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 350,000/350,000, Attack: 25,000, Applies 50,000 Morale divided between any number of allies
OATH [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 350,000/350,000, Attack: 20,000 + 24,000 Fear OR 32,000 Fear
MEME [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 57,000/60,000, Spawns a TREND, abilities change every turn, Decay: 1,000
ROOM [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 95,000/90,000, Blessing: II, provides a very powerful single-turn buff to a target every two turns
CHEER [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 150,000/150,000, Cheer: Each turn, an allied entity gains 20,000 Attack for that turn, or 20,000 Healing if it has Healing
TIMED [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 70,000/70,000, applies 70,000 Stun
ACE [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 40,000/40,000, Dodge: 50%, Attack: 30,000
PRIME [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 250,000/250,000, Attack: 50,000, Power: 60,000 (+30,000/turn); Can choose not to attack to gain an additional 50,000 Power; Power may be spent to strengthen PRIME's attack for the turn
LAST [Pol and Kirby - AG]: HP: 1/1, Deathrattle: Until the end of the next turn, no entities may go below 1 HP

Heavy Artillery [Core Block - AG]: HP: 60,000/60,000, Attack: 12,500, Regeneration 5,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Cab Ejector: Armed
Tiny Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 2,500/2,500, Attack: 51,250, Armor: 2,500, Norm's Heart
Heavy Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 40,000/40,000, Attack: 10,000, Regeneration: 5,000, Armor: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Spider Tank [Core Block - AG]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Dodge: 20%, Armor: 1,000, Attack: 2,500, Regeneration 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Supply Truck [Core Block - AG]: HP: 20,000/20,000, Allies in Range 2 have +2,500 Attack, Speed: 4
Block Car [Core Block - AG]: HP: 12,500/12,500 (+2,500/turn), Attack: 5,000, Regeneration: 1,000
Tiny Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 500/500, Attack: 1,250, Dodge: 90%
Fighter Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 5,000/5,000, Dodge: 75%, Regeneration: 1,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 7,500, Accuracy: 200%, Cab Ejector: Armed
Bomber Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Dodge: 60%, Regeneration: 2,000, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 10,000, ignores armor, Cab Ejector: Inactive
Propeller Plane [Core Block - AG]: HP: 1,000/1,000, Dodge: 90%, Regeneration: 100, Attack: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Buggy [Core Block - AG]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Dodge: 75%, Dodge Exhaustion, Regeneration: 1,000, Attack: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Repair Bubble Pillar [Core Block - AG]: HP: 15,000/15,000, Healing: 5,000 AoE, Cab Ejector: Armed
Formation Manager [Core Block - AG]: HP: 50,000/50,000, grants 5,000 Morale each turn
Command Mech [Core Block - AG]: HP: 75,000/75,000, entities under Core Control have an additional 1,000 Armor for the turn, Cab Ejector: Armed
Repair Mech [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 20,000/20,000(x2), Healing: 7,500, Status-Curing: 10,000, Regeneration: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Guardian Mech [Core Block - AG]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Armor: 4,000, Regeneration: 2,000, Reaction Fire: 4,000, 10% chance to draw aggro if another Core Block entity is attacked, Cab Ejector: Armed
Loader Mech [Core Block - AG]: HP: 50,000/50,000, Buffs defensive or support stats, Cab Ejector: Armed
Auto-Expanding Base [Core Block - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000 (+2,500/turn), Cab Ejector: Armed
The Cube [Core Block - AG]: HP: 110,000/110,000
Armor Block Container [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 5,000/5,000(x2), spawns an Armor Block for each 500 HP lost
Turret Block Container [Core Block - AG](x2): HP: 5,000/5,000(x2), spawns a Turret Block for each 500 HP lost
Medium Block Factory [Core Block - AG]: HP: 20,000/20,000, summons one Turret Block and one Armor Block per turn, Regeneration: 2,500, Cab Ejector: Armed
Tiny Volatile Factory [Core Block - AG]: HP: 5,000/5,000, summons one Turret Block per turn, Deathrattle: downgrade for one of its killer's allies
Tiny Volatile Factory [Core Block - AG]: HP: 5,000/5,000, summons one Armor Block per turn, Deathrattle: downgrade for one of its killer's allies
Turret Block [Core Block - AG](x7): HP: 500/500(x7), Attack: 250
Armor Block [Core Block - AG](x5): HP: 1,500/1,500(x5)

The Relic Bearer [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 160,000/160,000, Keeper of Histories: Can either debuff an entity by sapping their history or buff an entity by strengthening its history, lasts 3 turns; Obscurity: Easily missed and not likely to be attacked unless it has debuffed its attacker before
Artificer Degree Two [Tom Sawyer - AG]: HP: 500,000/640,000, Maker of Histories: Can consume items to upgrade entities

THE CULMINATION OF MY BEING [Toby - AG]: HP: 269,000/270,000, Attack: 50,000, Your Power: 250,000 (+50,000/turn, unleashed in a single powerful blow on death), Decay: 1,000
Stasis Array [Toby - AG]: HP: 270,000/270,000, applies 250,000 Stun per turn
Evoker [Toby - AG]: HP: 50,000/50,000, summons four Vex per turn, Minecraftian
Vex [Toby - AG](x4): HP: 1,000/1,000(x4), Attack: 1,000, Minecraftian
Vindicator [Toby - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, Attack: 20,000 + 5,000 for each other Vindicator targeting the same entity as this one, Minecraftian
Pillager [Toby - AG](x2): HP: 10,000/10,000(x2), Attack: 10,000, Minecraftian

Budge, the Overloaded [Ian - AG]: HP: 320,000/320,000, 320,000/320,000, 320,000/320,000, 320,000/320,000, Regeneration: 2,000 per healthbar, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 30,000 per Healthbar above 50%, Debugging: Using the Exalted God's Horn on Budge will only exhaust one of its healthbars, Rollback: When this entity dies, it respawns but without this ability, Good History for 2 more turns

Vine Trellis [Fasto - AG]: HP: 10,000/10,000, Mana: 1 (+1/turn)
Humble Naturalist [Fasto - AG]: HP: 21,000/25,000, Attack: 2,500, Mana: 1 (+1/turn), Decay: 1,000
CQ Crewmate [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 25,000/25,000, can do tasks, Range: 2, Speed: 4
The World's Smallest Lion [Fasto - AG](x10): HP: 20,000/20,000(x10), Dodge: 0% (+10% for all Lions when one dies), Apply 7,000 Distraction each
Memory of a Regent [Fasto - AG]: HP: 200,000/200,000 + 200,000/200,000 + 200,000/200,000, Armor: 10,000, Regeneration: 25,000 per Healthbar, unspent Regeneration is converted to Attack, Attack: 25,000x3, Mana: 20 (+20/turn)

The Ring-Yew [The Pendulum - AG]: HP: 40,000/40,000, Encompass, Both Queen And Palace

Plant [Fasto - AG]: HP: 30,000/30,000, Attack: 10,000
Bee [The Pendulum - AG](x5): HP: 1,000/1,000(x5), Attack: 1,000
The Thunderskin [The Pendulum - AG]: HP: 28,000/50,000, Attack: 1,000x5, Beaten Yet Beating, Heart Unceasing, Decay: 9,000, Ring-Yew's Blessing

The Mother Of Ants [The Pendulum - AG]: HP: 47,000/50,000, Attack: 8,000, Open Wounds: Attack applies 2,000 Bleed, Decay: 1,000

[REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU] XYZ [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: Enough For Now, Narrative Manipulation: Waxing
Variable Entity [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 115,800/300,000 (can be sacrificed to spawn 1 Moth (600 HP, 100 Attack, Crowd) per 5,000 HP sacrificed) + 230,000/405,000 (spawns a Variable Pizza every 2,500 HP lost) + 194,000/195,000 (Dodge: 50%) + 250,000/250,000 (Sues any entity that damages it), Regeneration: 1,000 per healthbar, unspent Regeneration becomes Attack for the turn, Attack: 12,500 (II), EXPLOSION TAGS: 31,999, Current Form: Cake Guy's Cake (OPEN), Cab Ejector: Armed, Painful Healing: Attacking entities may choose to instead heal the Variable Entity, Safety Net: IF THE THIRD OR FOURTH RULES OF MASTER THIEVERY ARE BROKEN, THIS ENTITY WILL SUFFER IN THE PLACE OF THE OFFENDING MASTER THIEF

BIACAR [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG](x2): HP: 10,000/10,000, Cakebaking: 1,250
Curing Cake [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG](x2): HP: 30,000/30,000, Status-Curing: 2,500
[REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]-themed Pizza [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 5,000/5,000, provides anchoring for Narrative Manipulation
A Pizza [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG]: HP: 150,000/150,000, Attack: 25,000
Moths [JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE - AG](x79): HP: 600/600(x79), Attack: 100

THE GROUPIE [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 70,000/70,000, helps out the One Hit Wonder
ELEVATOR RADIO [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 120,000/120,000, applies 5,000 Distraction split among any number of entities, Morale: 5,000
PYROTECHNICS! [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 70,000/70,000, Attack: 25,000 AoE
AMPLIFIERS! [One Hit Wonder - AG]: HP: 125,000/125,000, Amplifies the status effects of an allied entity

Heather, Deep-Character Pikachu Cosplayer [Tazz - AG]: HP: 80,000/80,000, Attack: 15,000, Dodge: 20%, Volt Tackle: Can deal an additional 15,000 damage, but also takes 15,000 damage as recoil; Total Immersion: IIIII; Boon Of The Crystal Rose: The first attack each turn that would deal 20,000 damage or less is nullified

Shadow Pawn [Krill13 - N]: HP: 120,000/120,000, Speed: 3 (+1 for two more turns), will be promoted if it reaches the top of the Battlefield, much harder to forcibly move

Pizzahead [Tazz - AG]: HP: 75,000/75,000, Attack: 50,000, Extra Lives: 3 (+1 after each boss), heals to full HP when a boss dies

THE FALLEN MOTHPIRES [KRILL13 - N?]: HP: NONE/NONE, ATTACK: FIVE THOUSAND TIMES TWO
<![if !ie]> The Idea <![endif]> [Krill13 - N]: HP: 666,666/666,666, Attack: (100x666)x4, Ethereal, Mark of ▯̸̽▯̸̱̣͊̐͜͝ͅ▯̵͇̬͐, Impending

A Faker [Krill13 - N]: HP: 77,777/77,777, Attack: 1x777, A The Real, Mark of IIiIIL, I'm Pending

The Program [Krill13 - N]: HP: 700,000/700,000, RAM: 700,000

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A Puppy and an Animated Bespectacled Mannequin [Krill13 - N]: HP: 157,000/160,000, Attack: 37,500, St. Destin's Pen: +50,000 HP, +12,500 Attack, does not actually exist, Decay: 1,000
The Bingus Bungus Mecha Mark II! [Krill13 - N]: HP: 250,000/250,000! Dodge: 25%! Armor: 2,500! Thorns: 2,500! Attack: 2,500x25!
Snawful Card Dealer [Krill13 - N]: HP: 40,000/40,000, Healing: 15,000, Melt Heal

Players:

JOEbob: JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG] | carrying the power of Inscryption, some spam, and a Matter Converter
Robot #207: Core Block [AG]
DragonAegis: Tom Sawyer [AG] | FOUNDRY: 248,500 | carrying three Scrap Buckets (spend to deal 10,000 damage to a target and nullify their Armor, if any), two Robotic Spider Cookies (prevent one item theft attempt each), an Iron Ball (heavy and SPINNING)
Crimtane Shovel: © | TRAVELER'S TREE: █
Banana-Fish: Pol and Kirby [AG] | TYPOGRAPHY: DEEGKNQS
tzaoray [PG] | TORQUE: 10,000
Toby Faux: Toby [AG] | BEACON: 33,000
Razor_Typhoon: Ian [AG] | ELEMENT: 2 Wax, 2 Fire
Dinfinity: Wafer [AG] | Constellation: The Minotaur
Sylveone46: Dan D. Daniels [<0>] | Currently holding two Debug cards (Heal 10,000 HP each?), a Wither card (Apply 2,000 Decay), and a Guardian Mech card (Draw aggro to an entity)
Krill13: [Billions Of Names At Once] [N] | PLANE: The End | carrying a capital "I"
FastoDash: Fasto [AG]
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Tazz [AG] | STAB: 0
DreadKnight22: Mischief [AG]
Splashcat: The Pendulum [AG] | CREATION: 490,000 | DESTRUCTION: 250,000
Alastair Dragovich: Lawrence "Law" "One-Hit Wonder" Plainton [AG] | LAST SONG: READY!
King_Fuffy: Olivia Opal [AG] | CHAOS EMERALDS: RED, GREEN, PURPLE, LIGHT BLUE | 3 REMAINING
EndTower: steve uchiha [AG]
_The Reaper_: Bob [AG]
Pricey12345 [AG]

Spoils of War:
Misery/The Doctor:

. Owner: Tom Sawyer [AG]. A strange gun with a star scratched into the stock. Each turn, this item passively accumulates Charge. When fired, it expends all of its Charge, dealing a varying amount of damage per Charge. At 1 Charge, it deals 25,000 damage per Charge; at 2-3 Charge, 50,000; at 4-6 Charge, 75,000; and at 7+ Charge, 100,000. Charge: 5, Cooldown: NO COOLDOWN
The Teletubbies: Tubby Custard Machine. Owner: Pol and Kirby [AG]. A whimsical machine with two large spires for storing Tubby Custard. Once every 4 turns, it can be used to heal 5,000 HP to any entity. This healing can bring entities over their max HP, if they're not already above their max HP. Additionally, the Tubby Custard Key may be used one time to revive any entity that died the preceding turn, with full HP. THE TUBBY CUSTARD KEY MAY ONLY BE USED ONCE THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME. Cooldown: IIII. Tubby Custard Key: Available
Fortegreen Crewmate: Emergency Meeting Button. Owner: JOE Cake OF THE MOTHPIRE [AG]. A red button that can be used to assemble everyone in the area. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to summon a Crewmate, who the owner will be able to direct to various tasks. Its effectiveness will vary. Cooldown: IIIII
Kabula: Kabula Cannon. Owner: Tazz [AG]. A large, somewhat unwieldy cannon that fires three shots at once. Once every 5 turns, it can be used to deal 10,000 damage to three different entities. For the purposes of this Spoil, Crowd entities are counted as a single entity. Cooldown: IIIII
Cyber End*r Dr*gon: Cyber Dr*gon Egg. Owner: Niyr [PG]. Somehow, turning the End*r Dr*gon into a technological terror passed the property on to this egg. The egg appears to have no function, but there is a green button on the back. The longer you look at it, the brighter it gets. You get the feeling you can only press this button once... Green Button: Unavailable
King Dedede (first fight)/Norm: Norm's Heart. Owner: Robot #207 [AG]. The squirrel that's in charge of providing power for Norm. Never tires. Norm's Heart may be given to an entity, granting it either an additional 50,000 Attack or doubled Attack, whichever is the larger bonus, until it dies, at which point Norm's Heart will become available again. Status: Unavailable
Shaggy: The Sandwich Of Oblivion. Owner: [Name Here] [N]. A sandwich of unfathomable power, made of the finest ingredients one can find in the thousand universes. This sandwich may be fed to an NPC a total of three times across the entire game, with an indeterminate and plot-linked cooldown. Eating the sandwich will cause a major plot disturbance or critical interference. This will not always work out in the favor of the owner. Status: Available, uses left: 1
The Spamtanic/Spamton NEO: Pipis Cannon. Owner: Mischief [AG]. An arm cannon, ripped off of Spamton NEO. It contains an invasive species of detonating freshwater clam. EACH TURN, the Pipis Cannon may be fired at a target of your choice. A pipis will appear on the battlefield with 20,000 HP, and you may use actions to protect it from attacks. The turn after it is summoned, it will detonate, dealing 50,000 damage to its target. If the target dies, the pipis will instead change its target and detonate on the next turn after that. Cooldown: NO COOLDOWN
Overcharged Mob Spawner/Oryx the Exalted God: Exalted God's Horn. Owner: Ian [AG]. Upgrade of the Debug Stick. A golden horn, liberated from Oryx's helmet. Contains a fragment of Oryx's Curse. Once every three turns, it can be used on an entity you control, or someone else's entity with permission, to kill it, dealing its max HP as damage to a target of your choice. At the end of the turn, that entity is then revived, but at 1 HP. Cooldown: III
Helkite Overlord: Shotgun. Owner: Fasto [AG]. A shotgun made of distressingly black metal and distressingly white wood. It seems to have been passed down through many owners. The initials "DK," "GB∞," and "JQA" are carved into the stock. There is only one bullet inside. When fired, this shotgun will instantly kill any one target of your choice. With the exception of Godmodders and other Adventurers, this can target anything on the battlefield and it will not fail. It may only be used once. You could use it more if you found more ammo. You will not find more ammo. Status: Empty
THE LORDE/The Evil Wizard: UNDEFINED BLADE. Owner: ©. A sword that seems to be incapable of deciding what kind of sword it wants to be. Once every four turns, it can be used to summon three random entities from the first few chapters of the game. Some entities, like bosses, cannot be summoned by this. Cooldown: IIII
Fawful & Midbus/Overtuned Mob Spawner: The First Spawn Egg. Owner: Toby [AG]. A spawn egg. Unlimited potential rests within. Once every three turns, it can be used to spawn four entities of your choosing from a limited selection of Vindicator, Evoker, Blaze, Piglin, or Pillager. Cooldown: III
P03: Leshy's Camera. Owner: Dan D. Daniels [<0>]. An old-looking camera with a roll of film in it. Once every two turns, it can be used to kill an entity with 10,000 (current) HP or less and convert them to an item in your inventory. This item can be used later for damage or healing based on the entity's stats. Cooldown: II
Ink Sans: Inkbrush. Owner: tzaoray [PG]. A paintbrush covered in various colors of ink. Once every four turns, it can be used to summon a copy of Sans with 10,000 HP, 5,000 Attack, 75% Dodge, and Dodge Exhaustion. Cooldown: IIII

Permanent Upgrades:
Chapter 1: The Great K.A.T.E. A strange red bucket that contains a weather machine. What does K.A.T.E. stand for? Your guess is as good as mine! The Great K.A.T.E. provides many forms of weather information, explaining environmental effects and attack boosts given by the current area. Weather can be changed by a sufficiently creative action and/or the influences of various entities.
Chapter 2: Crossroads of Destiny. A portion of Shaggy's power, specifically dealing in one's "destiny." At an indeterminate time, the Crossroads of Destiny will appear to a player character, giving them a large number of choices for a permanent augmentation that can shake up how they play the game. (Indeterminate time means I'll offer you a crossroads whenever I think I have enough cool ideas for your character.)
Chapter 3: The Dubious Friendship of a Mirror-Entity. Spending time on the other side of the mirror seems to have made you stronger. The mirror-entity's influence? It seems likely, but you're not sure why. If an attack against a Godmodder is sufficiently creative, it has a chance to deal an additional point of damage.
Chapter 4: OLD_DATA. A block of strange code related to the foundations of reality itself, coalesced into a chunk of black material. Standing near it makes you feel more real. Powers up all players' Destinies, and makes Destiny acquisition quicker.
Trial ε: Exaltation. An inversion of Oryx's already-inverted curse, granting you power for slaying an immense foe. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial Θ: Sacred Black Gun. A gun made of an unknown black material. Shots fired from it never miss, and damage the target conceptually as well as literally. Just being near it makes you feel stronger. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial λ: Sacred Black Wand. A wand made of an unknown black material. It passively absorbs power from nearby allies, and protects the user from harm. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial μ: Sacred Black Cog. A cog that can be inserted into any machine to make it think and run faster. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial π: Time's Commendation. It turns out that if you resolve enough time loops and prevent enough paradoxes, time itself gives you a formal recognition, complete with certificate and a 10% discount at supermarkets. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)
Trial Σ: Sacred Black Rod. A rod that allows its user to inhabit multiple bodies at once. As a weapon, it can be extended to any point its user can see, making it useful for attacking at long range. All players' action power is doubled, including all additive bonuses unless explicitly stated otherwise. Additionally, all players gain twice as many Charge each turn (again, including additive bonuses), and you give twice as much Charge each turn to other players. (You may give them to separate players.)

Base Action Power: 640,000
Base Charge Count: 64